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Brighton, TN | Seasoned Veteran of (riding) (being ridden) (harangued) (chastised) marriage while riding, ooooogling young hot twentysomething on a crotch rocket. How would the story around the campfire play out in a few years of strategic use of new adjectives to spruce up the story a wee bit. |
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New Bohemia, VA | Hmmmm; There I was..... |
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Brighton, TN | As the old Jeff Foxworthy joke goes:
The young guy: There I was, tied to the bed posts, she walks in with a saddle in one hand and a can of motor oil in the other......
The old guy: There I was, watching the Olympics, and Mama walked by in her good Nightgown, and I thought, I can watch this on the DVR anytime.....
Somehow, just can't compete....... |
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I stand up and scratch myself while riding past a mini van. Sad part is, I really have an itch. |
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New Bohemia, VA | sgiacci - 2012-08-09 8:13 PM Back on topic... I stand up and scratch myself while riding past a mini van. Sad part is, I really have an itch. This only counts if all you are wearing is speedos. |
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Brighton, TN | Oh the travshamockery! Me too and the label off my mattress and my girlfriend! |
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Wichita, Kansas | I rode behind a Vespa at about 10 under for about 3 miles in light city traffic on a 4 lane street even though I could have passed at any time. Of course the passenger was a beautiful local stripper with great tatts, wearing a thong bikini and holding up a sign for a tattoo parlor up to all passers by. I went a mile out of my way before I finally turned off. |
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New Bohemia, VA | KansasGuardsman - 2012-08-11 6:29 PM I rode behind a Vespa at about 10 under for about 3 miles in light city traffic on a 4 lane street even though I could have passed at any time. Of course the passenger was a beautiful local stripper with great tatts, wearing a thong bikini and holding up a sign for a tattoo parlor up to all passers by. I went a mile out of my way before I finally turned off. This one is for the "Bikers Behaving Normal" thread.  |
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elgin mn | good man how did you know she was a stripper? LOL |
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Wichita, Kansas | I'd tell you but my wife might read this!  Actually, I was describing this at work and one of the single guys asked me me describe the tatts, and he told me her name and which club she worked at. I, unfortunately  , have no first hand knowledge.
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