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Puddle Jumper
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| When a coworker said he was looking at what was basically the HD version of my Jackpot, I asked him if he meant the underpowered, overpriced version. |
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Puddle Jumper
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| I dropped my Jackpot key at the carwash and had to spend 45 minutes searching for it in the ice-cold, elbow-deep sludge pit because I never had my spare cut. |
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Visionary
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San Antonio, TX | coolhand1113 - 2011-06-15 9:17 AM
When a coworker said he was looking at what was basically the HD version of my Jackpot, I asked him if he meant the underpowered, overpriced version.
You are low down dirty and mean.....and you have my respect.
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Visionary
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San Antonio, TX | Jedi Jeff - 2011-06-14 2:10 PM
I use a Vision-Riders T-shirt for cleaning the bike 
Was the bike a Harley? |
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Visionary
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Memphis | I'm a Clearwater Sniper. I normally ride with them set at 50% daytime and 30% nighttime. If I run across an obviously obnoxious driver (the one with the three arrows stuck to the car, driving below the speed limit in the passing lane) I will slowly crank the Clearwaters up to 100% and back off a couple of car lengths for maximum effect. This, coupled with my silver EXO-100 "Cop" helmet never fails to get them to change lanes. I crank the Clearwaters back to the appropriate setting and lead the parade of cars that have been backed up behind us past the idiot. Of course, there is only one person in that story who thinks I was behaving badly. I can live with that. |
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Visionary
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New Bohemia, Va | Passed others on a double yellow line. |
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Iron Butt
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Western WA | Constantly tests the accuracy of the limiter. |
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Visionary
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San Antonio, TX | On the way home from ROT on Friday I was stuck in traffic in Downtown Austin. The guy I was riding with changed lanes left and got in front of a motor home. I safely pulled in behind the motor home and stayed there for about a mile.
Traffic stopped.....so I lane split with the Vision in the seven foot gap between concrete barrier and the Motorhome. The other rider was shocked....he thought that I would never do that.
Ride....safe. |
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Cruiser
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Fargo, ND | Here in ND it is legal to ride side by side (CHIPS). I moved here from Idaho 2 years ago and I still cant get used to someone pulling up beside me on the highway. So all you Chippers please respect my space and either stay behind me or pass. |
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New Bohemia, Va | Would ride CHIPS with STRETCH! |
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Visionary
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New Bohemia, Va | Doesn't wave at BMWers or RICERS (Wings, Crotch Rockets or Harley wannabees) |
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Cruiser
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Salinas, Ca. | I downgraded and installed an HD 88 in my Vision. It just had too much power. Plus, I only ride to 7-11 and back home which is a .7 mile round trip! |
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Visionary
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Memphis | I call the Harley guys that I work with the GMC - Goldilocks Motorcycle Club. This day is tooo hot, This day is tooo cold, This day is tooo rainy. This day is juuuuust right! |
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New Bohemia, Va | SongFan - 2011-06-16 2:15 PM
I?call the Harley guys that I work with the GMC - Goldilocks Motorcycle Club. This day is tooo hot, This day is tooo cold, This day is tooo rainy.? This day is juuuuust right!
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Cruiser
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Fargo, ND | Ok Nemo... I will ride with you, only because you know how my vision handles . |
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Visionary
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Pitt Meadows, BC Canada | Cap'n Nemo - 2011-06-15 9:52 AM Passed others on a double yellow line. In B.C. - double yellow means "Passing for Motorcycles Only". (At least that is what I have believed for 51 years) |
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Cruiser
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Tifton, GA | I allow passengers to ride with or without helmet or a riding jacket. |
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Visionary
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San Antonio, TX | HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY:
Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
His Diary:
Had trouble finding neutral on the way home, why? |
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New Bohemia, Va | radioteacher - 2011-06-17 1:51 PM
HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY:
Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
His Diary:
Had trouble finding neutral on the way home, why?
It takes a special woman to understand. I took a picture of my wife sitting on my bike as the pilot. When I pulled the picture up, I said "Beautiful!", "And you look wonderful as always." She just smiled... |
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New Bohemia, VA | Lane splitter at 70mph.... |
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Tourer
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| varyder - 2012-08-01 5:19 PM
Lane splitter at 70mph....[/QUOTE
Been There, Done that..... |
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Iron Butt
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Orlando, FL | I don't always respond to threads initiated by Cap'n Nemo~
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Puddle Jumper
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california | Light up the back tire leaving my nieghberhood at 6:00 am.
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Tourer
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Green Bay, WI United States | Always haul ass in the Fall Ride and look at the Troopers like I am an Angel, bull shit drink. Took my Lady back home yesterday thu the curves at an agressive rate, GOD scaring the shit out of her sure changes the rest of the day ;-)
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Bikers Behaving Badly
