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Tourer
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| Osama bin Laden is standing before God waiting to hear his punishment, when God gets a tap on the shoulder. Behind him stands 343 firefighters, 72 police officers, one K9 officer, 3,000 American citizens & over 5,000 soldiers. "Don't worry, God, we got this!"
NO REST FOR THE WICKED
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Tourer
Posts: 444
Bay of Gigs, WA | Well, Osama Bin Laden,
Was a very nasty man.
He blew up our twin towers,
Then fled to Pakistan.
And though it took us ten years,
We tracked him to his place,
Then sent in Navy Seals,
And they shot him in the face!
And then within the hour,
They spirited him away.
And by dawn the next morning,
They'd checked his DNA.
They got some from his sister,
To assure that it was he,
Then wrapped him in a bedsheet,
And dropped him in the sea!
(Sung to the tune of and with apologies to Roy Acuff, who wrote "The Wabash Cannonball." | |
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Cruiser
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Bullhead City, AZ | The local bar in town has a drink named an Osama bin Laden, it calls for two shots and a splash of water | |
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This what Heaven has in store for Osama Bin Laden