I left the alternate work site and rode the VV over to the primary site. I had worked at the primary site for several years, so the security guards know me. One of the young guys says "I didn't know you had a bike!" "Thats Niiiiiiiiice!!" I told him yeah but I haven't had it long. He called on his radio to clear me in.

The gate arm rose, and I rode across the speed bump. Just as I got to the guard shack, loudly over the P.A. I hear................

DuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuh.......BATMAN!!!

I had a good laugh with that one. Totally unexpected!