Motorcycle Wisdom
Kornbread
Posted 2010-03-10 1:40 PM (#54782)
Subject: Motorcycle Wisdom


Cruiser

Posts: 97
Okeefenokee Swamp
Here are a few things that I have learned over the years that I thought I would share with you all.

> "Motorcycle Wisdom"
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> Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
>
> Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about
> 70 mph.
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> You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot
> of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you
> empty the pot of luck.
>
> If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
>
> Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold
> everything you need.
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> The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
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> Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
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> Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think
> straight.
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> Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of
> town.
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> Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
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> One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
>
> Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction
> and go.
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> Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
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> Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
>
> People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
>
> The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
>
> A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup
> to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
>
> Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your
> vocabulary.
>
> If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every
> tavern.
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> There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
>
> A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot
> of fuel.
>
> If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's
> tape, it's serious.
>
> Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
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> Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
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> You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the
> breeze.
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> Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
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> There are two types of people in this world;
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> people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could.
>
I started out win this life with nothing and I still have most of it left.
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