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| Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep
hole.
"Wow...that looks deep."
"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.
"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks
down there. Those should make a noise."
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole
and wait... and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his
face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a
railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in,
it's GOTTA make some noise."
The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a
sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the
wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,
running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air
and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...
Then, out of the woods comes BUCKEYE who spots the men and ambles over.
Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?
You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy
and just jumped into this hole!
Nah, says BUCKEYE, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was
chained to a railroad tie.
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Brighton, TN | MMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 That was probably his most favorite sheep of all! Little buckewe! |
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So Cal | No offense Buckeye, but thats funny right there. |
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MN. | Wow. A clean 2 men and a sheep joke!
BATMAN
Edited by BATMAN 2007-12-16 9:09 AM
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29 Palms California | Thats not funny, do you know how hard it's going to be to explain to DesertJim his sheep has been lost? If you change the sheep for chickens, old pollo-poo would have broken down in tears. It's not funny when you mess with their live stock. It's all they have...besides a Vision, and the chickens and sheep are getting scared, from lack of lovens. |
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Brighton, TN | The main hen you gotta watch out for, maybe tie a cross-tie to her. |
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29 Palms California | pollolittle, your hen eats with her pecker? doesn't that make her a rooster? |
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Scottsdale AZ | Don't spin this sheep thing to me! Like you Bucky, just experimented in college but on the second date we could just not communicate. I'm full time with the Vision, long ride over the weekend which reminds me, POO your signature on your posts has had "3100 miles" for a couple of weeks. Is it stuck in the garage? workin to hard?, you must have 4000 by now? Just turned 3900 on mine, what is the most anyone has? |
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Brighton, TN | Cold and a lot of rain, I think I have a little over 3400 now, but it was like 25 degrees this morning, I'm shopping for warm gear so I can keep riding. Was told about the FirstGear Ranier or Kilimanjaro, No one close has either one, so still shopping. Once I find some, I shall ride again. Oh yeah, Need a full face helmet or Modular for these brisk morning rides. |
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29 Palms California | ahem,,,you DesertJim, posted the family photo, not me. I must confess, I never liked sheep. I'm more of a human female lover. My list of top 5 doesn't enclude sheep.
1= My Children
2= Victory Vision
3= Beer (that was tough call) Should be ranked higher but the Buckeye Commitment System (BCS) has it's flaws.
4= Wife (BCS had troubles with this call also)
5= Women in Thongs (especially wife, incase she reads this)
See, No SHEEP. what about you? |
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Scottsdale AZ | I would concur with your picks, wife is part of the first three so I don't have to explain myself - |
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Brighton, TN | MMMUUUUUAAAAHHHHHH!! Your both denying your sheep, be one with the sheep. It's okay to be in touch with your sheepinine side, caress and groom and be happy. |
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29 Palms California | your a baaaaaad man pollo chicka dee...whats up with your rooster envy? it's pretty bad when you have Cock Rooster envy. So, poo, did you invent the cock a doodle doo? And what kind of kinky person does that with birds anyways? |
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| BUCKEYE - 2007-10-17 8:16 AM
Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth
You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear
Nuttin' beats mutton QUOTE]
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29 Palms California | swiftvtx...your a sick puppy, I LIKE IT! I had no idea all the attributes the sheep has. No wonder DesertJim won't give up the flock, and wears only wool. By the way, there is a couple of women in the upper desert here, that have the same attributes. I like to go to the Walmart and scope them out. My family and I like to refer to it as going to the Freak Show. Good way to kill time and spend money. By the way, thats the only place I hate going to in the summer. The Yetti's haven't figured out that tube tops and spandex on a 400lb woman is a bad thing. |
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| Here's is a couple walmart babes to hold you over. |
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29 Palms California | yummy! I would apreciate that more if it was a beer! I think she needs a shave. (gag, puke, gag..) She's got a remote? What the heck? Did you notice the fancy jewlery on the blue top chick...puke, gag...dry heave. I think the Burger Queen has a tick on her chest...dry heave..MY GOD! I CAN"T LOOK AWAY! HELP ME SOMEONE! MAKE THE YETTI GO AWAY! it's like looking at a bad accident, and yes this proves God has a sense of humor. By the way, I think thats a big gulp! |
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Brighton, TN | You guys are wrong! Now you must post something to give tribute back to the site. Alright, fine, you posted it, but which one of you owns them. |
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29 Palms California | they are both swiftvtx's. mine wear tube tops and spandex |
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Scottsdale AZ | As my trollin friend used to say when I was single "If you can get your arms around them they are yours, if you can't they're mine. I guess both of these would be his. LOL Ray(old friend) |
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29 Palms California | I'm so glad the picture is up there. I can't see it from this posting screen....your friend Ray is a GOOD wingman! I think it would take two vision riders to join hands around that mass of hot humanity! |
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Scottsdale AZ | BUCKEYE - 2007-12-18 10:34 AM
I'm so glad the picture is up there. I can't see it from this posting screen....your friend Ray is a GOOD wingman! I think it would take two vision riders to join hands around that mass of hot humanity!
They probably clean up real nice for a Friday night date- |
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29 Palms California | it would take a truck wash for that hygenic feat! |
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Bad news BUCKEYE has lost one of his dancing sheep.