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Cruiser
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Iowa | Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving..................
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. W ow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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Cruiser
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Rapid City, SD | 19. DO NOT deep fry a FROZEN turkey. Beyond that the BEST way to cook a turkey is to DEEP FRY it. Ohhh Baby!!! |
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Iron Butt
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Richmond, Virginia | I run an outdoor store. I beg to differ with you the BEST way to cook a turkey is to smoke it on a Traeger Smoker Grill.
I have my grill going since 6am this morning and I have 4 whole turkeys smoking . One for my house and 3 for neighbors.
If you want a healthy, tastey, moist, juicy turkey dont boil it SMOKE IT. We sell the Traeger Smoker Grills at our
flagship store in Richmond, Va. check into it if you are into grilling/smoking www.traegergrills.com otherwise email me
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Visionary
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So Cal | I REALLY need to statr reading this stuff on Wed., not Fri.
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Id rather be a functional drunk than sober and disfunctional!
Edited by cjnoho 2008-11-29 2:38 AM
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things you need to know for Thanksgiving