Why did Jimmy crack corn? And why didn't anyone care?

On what side of a pollo are the most feathers?

Perhaps a quiz......? Hopefully for Po only?

Lets say you are driving a school bus.

At the first of six stops you pick up seven children under twelve years old. Four boys and three girls.

At the second of the six stops two boys get off the bus and nine children get on the bus. Five girls and four boys. Two of the boys are over twelve years old.

At the third of the six stops four girls and one boy get off the bus and three children get on the bus. This time its two girls and one boy. The two girls are both eight years old.

At the fourth of the six stops none of the children get off the bus. But seven children over five years old get on the bus. These seven children consist of four boys and three girls over six years old.

At the fifth and almost final stop two boys over four years old and six girls get off the bus. And three boys get on the bus.

At the sixth and final stop two children get off the bus. And eight boys over thirteen years old and four girls less than ten years old get on the bus.

What color are the school drivers eyes?

Okay, what's going on here? Number one this is the Tech Q&A and this post is waaaaaaay off base. I think it needs to be shut down immediately, no, removed immediately to include all frilious post counts. Do Net Racey, besides you, I only know one of one famous Canuck, and that is Paul Shaffer of late night fame. Plus, I did work with a North Carolina Canuck, and my brother married one and now lives down here. My wife and I are talking about taking a trip to Alaska, but I'm sure I would need a Canuck sponsor for safe passage. Since I have so many Canuck Connections, do you think you could talk with the prime minister to see if we can pass unimpeded? We promise to check guns at the border and pick them up on the way out.

JAM, Miles, I want to report a misposted post. Will you please remove all evidence of this one?

Sincerely,

Captain Nemo, USS Nautilus

oh oh.......busted by the Geezter........ I believe this post may have been put here as a possible attempt to hide it from your eyes.

Sandman is a rogue agent for the chickin dude........trust me !!!!

Me?...uh... any chance you would believe "an unwilling accomplice"

p.s. haven't heard from Po...he must still be trying to figure out the quiz

Okay, now I'm really confused. You mean to tell me that Sandman from Road Island is Pocopollo's alternate ego also? I thought Songfan, wait, Songfan, Sandman, Sandman, Songfan, I'm starting to see a connection here. It's a plot to overtake my posts in a single swoop. Combine all of Pillarladle's post with the alterego, and alternate ego's and you'll have a way whole bunch. Me sees whatsa up! Thanks Lattefunz!

Where's my Bib?

I'm still trying to picture you in dance class....

Does your tutu fit in your tourpack, chicken man?

You know really, we should be able to graduate at kindergarten and skip the rest. Wait, what am I saying, school was pretty cool, it was all that homework and tests and hall passes that stunk. I lived out in the country and I rode to school with a girl everyday that could drive and I would share the gas cost. I could tell a few more stories but you all would find out way too much about me. The school system, what system? School, depends what angle you look at it, I thought it was a blast. Hey Po, is that bus the short one? Depends and Viagra, those are Tennesee's greatest imports; see I know a little.

donetracey - 2008-10-28 3:26 PM Come on guys !!! GO GO GO You seem to be stuck in the 99x's - let's GO GO GO !

Hey, Don, just like my miles, I don't try to trump up my post counts. I've monitored Po for quite a while and find that in actuality he should only have about 600 posts as some are just frivilous postings, some with just one word each and he expells a whole paragraph. There is a name for that on other forums, but it hasn't, thankfully, caught on over here. As for me, I can't seem to be quiet and as I have been caught here, I must watch what I say. It took my wife nearly twenty years to figure out when I was joking and when I serious, but for those twenty years she gets very little breaks. I'm reminded that I could talk the ears off a billy goat. One day I'll understand that one, but the forum is like part of a roullette wheel and when I land here my fingers can't stop typing. Funny thing is I've put enough words here in useless order that if I was to take them and arrange them to make sense I might have a best selling novel. Until then, I'll dribble on and hoping for the Forum Bib Award for useless dripples and high post count. The bad thing is that I always like for the other guy to win, so I might hold fast and go into hiatus at 999, so my poor buddy squidly in Tennessee can catch up. I got to give it to him though he can say <brand removed> on here and not get attacked. I've got my auto filter on so that if I type "<brand removed" then it gets replaced with <brand removed> to avoid misunderstanding in stating facts to an issue.

My guess is that while I'm typing this, takjokum (Korean) is surpassing me in the post count to take my bib away from me.

donetracey - 2008-10-28 4:03 PM Varyder YOU WIN - ya gotta submit a picture of yourself wearing your bib. This is getting exciting (Web-Meister : we need a big splash for the event!)

Well, I hate to do it, and I don't expect any appause. The real award comes at 1200 when the winner become Visionary. Kicking the grand just a precurser to that. I have no doubt that takjokum (Korean for Chicken Little) will take the prize for being Visionary. I'll be off for the next few hours and how polloman posts he'd knock out eleven in no time. It's time to rack up the miles now. Thanks DET!