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Memphis | I had just pulled into a crowded parking lot and idled past an open spot, setting myself up to back into it. As I stopped and turned the handlebars, a BMW S1000RR lurched right at me and made an aggressive turn into my spot. I put my bike into neutral, got off and approached the uber-stud, who had already hopped off his bike. "Hey! I was backing into that spot!" He replied "Yeah, well, you snooze you lose old man. That's what it's like to be young and quick." I was stunned. After a couple seconds of letting it sink in, I walked past him, stuck my size 12 boot on the left side of his gas tank and pushed with all my might. His lightweight bike practically flew off the kickstand and crashed to the ground with a sickening crunch. His right side mirror all but exploded, the handelbar was bent and there was obviously thousands of dollars worth of damage to the bodywork. "WHAT THE F*CK!!" he screamed. I stuck my finger up to his full face helmet and said "THAT"S what it's like to be old and rich." |
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Central Maryland | You didn't.... Did you? 
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Memphis | Sure I did. Right after I called a motorcycle cop a "Donut eating goon." |
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Henlow, Bedfordshire, England | :-) |
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Lumber Bridge, NC United States | Super Nice |
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, FL United States | What no poster about it??? |
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, FL United States | Come on |
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, FL United States | Poster!!! |
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, FL United States | POSTER!!! |
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, FL United States | POSTER!!! |
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Sullivan, IN United States | Good Job SongFan. I am available for some bail money if you need it. |
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, FL United States | Sniff, sniff, I smell poster... |
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Oregon. | Great joke, like the one about the cop, and this one about being old and rich. Great job Songfan. |
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Perry Hall, MD | Sweet! I actually watched 2 older than dirt women get into it over the closest handicap space at Target this afternoon. One waiting and the other slipped in from the other side. Horns and screams and a cane waving in the air like a Union saber. Not quite as good as the Beemer and certainly not poster material but it still made for good entertainment. |
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Memphis | Brian G - 2011-11-14 3:36 PM Great joke, like the one about the cop, and this one about being old and rich. Great job Songfan. I'm comfortable with the guys on this forum "getting" my sense of humor. If I can't fit it on a poster, I try to paint a picture with my words that make you say "I can totally see that." In the words of Billy Joel - "You may be right, I may be crazy. But just may be a lunatic you're looking for....." People (including my wife and kids) look at me and are never 100 percent sure they know me as well as they think. Totally cracks me up. Rock-On Vision-Riders and don't give up an inch! |
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New York State | Love the pictures with photo and words. I need a chuckle from time to time |
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Green Bay, WI United States | +1, I will not tae a flight at any time or place. Better to be remerbered for kickin some butt, than ridin away. No one that is a trouble maker but will always stand my line when the barbwire hits the ground.... Love my Vision and will stand up tall and proud for our American's ... Any questions??? |
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